• Welcome John R. Skuillace to our Bergen Jaguar Family
• Buy an Adorable Stuffed Jaguar and Help a Sick Child
• All Wheel Drive: Get a Grip this Winter with an X-Type
• Unwrap a Jaguar Holiday Event
• Who is Nigel Stephington Anyway?
• Behind the Wheel with Jeffco

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Bergen Jaguar's Cartoon Corner:

Welcome John R. Skuillace

Bergen Jaguar Welcomes
John R. Skuillace to Our Family

He make look like a dashing race car driver (and maybe he is) but John Skuillace, the latest member of our crack sales force is one heck of a nice guy.

Maybe I say that because John actually picked up the phone when I called (so few do these days) and shared some personal history and insights.

As far as John appearing on the hit television show The West Wing he refused to say although I was pretty sure he played that crazy senator from Ohio. You remember the one when he tells the President to go... well never mind. What he did admit to was that he has been selling luxury automobiles for the past 12 years. Prior to that he was Assistant Vice President (see I knew there was some political connection) at the National Community Bank, now known as the Bank of New York.

He also told me that he was a family man. And judging from his next comment he's a pretty smart one too. He mentioned his wife's name and even spelled it. Mary Lenahan. Hi Mary! In addition, John has two grown daughters and a stuffed rabbit named Pee Wee. Oh wait a minute that's me.

What does John like about selling Jaguars? "The reputation, the look and the sense of style." Well we like your style John, welcome aboard!

I say there! Is that Santa? Or is it our statue of Winston Churchill with a beard? Oh do come in and have a cup of hot cocoa by the fireplace. How 'bout a nice spot of tea? Excellent!

Get A GRIP

Get a firm grip on the road and reality this Winter with the the All Wheel Drive X-Type. The Baby Jag that takes care of BABY. Oh Yeah Baby!

Here's an excerpt from jaguar-racing.com, an excellent resource for Jaguar racing enthusiasts:

"...Although the last race of the season, in Japan, was a disappointment, the team will be hoping that the momentum it has built up towards the end of the year continues through to next season. With Nichols, Handford and chief designer John Russell involved on the project from the start, the prospects for the Jaguar R3 look good. The Michelin tyres have improved greatly over the year and are only likely to get better. Eddie and Pedro will give continuity on the driving side, and with Lauda seeking to add more resource, greater success is surely just around the corner."
Be sure to visit www.jaguar-racing.com for the latest in Jaguar Racing and we thank them for the use of this quote.

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Nigel Stephington, that irascible, arrogant cad whom we love to hate. Who is he and what has he to do with Bergen Jaguar anyway? Well for the answer to that one you will need to do a bit of research. "Research?" I hear you moan. "But I finished college ages ago." Ah perhaps, but did you learn your lessons well?
Nigel is to Bergen Jaguar what that Groucho sounding stork is to Vlasik Pickles. He is the Tony the Tiger of Bergen Jaguar. Why? Well why the hell not?

He's handsome, cunning, (he did marry the only daughter of the Duke of Paramus) a devilishly sexy lady's man and what's more, he loves Jaguars. When asked at a board meeting if Nigel truly represented the flavor of Bergen Jaguar, Dennis Squitieri, Managing Director of the Dealership was heard to respond. "Who knows, but speaking of flavor are those Doritos in your bag? I'm starving." Yes if you truly want to get a taste of Nigel Stephington in all his glory listen to the next installment of "House of Cars" Bergen Jaguar's cutting edge radio campaign. Don't touch that dial!

OH NO IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!

Yeah HO HO HO to you too pal. Hey what a time of year, huh? The holidays... When you get to see first hand just how dysfunctional your family really is. But that's OK. That's what holidays are for. I mean otherwise you might forget and think that you come from the Ozzie and Harriet clan rather than the Everybody Loves Raymond tribe. Oh I don't want to sound like a humbugging, negative, badmouthing, miserable, discontented misanthrope. But I can't help it. I actually love people. I also love walks on the beach, sunsets and a good flossing. Hi, I'm Miss December. Actually, I love the idea of family sitting down together at the big table ripping into the big bird. They'd rip into Ernie and all the other Sesame Street characters too if they were there. It's tradition. And it happens every year. Happy Holidays.

• Make this New Year a Good One with some Martha Stewart cookies and an X-Type.
• More Fun Things you can do in Your Jaguar.
• How to fight those Pesky Post Holiday Blues... Buy a Jaguar!
• The actual script for a Bergen Jaguar radio commercial that never made it to air: An in depth interview with Managing Director Dennis Squitieri. You wont see this in People Magazine!
• An Alien from The Fifth Dimension! Claims he actually wrote the lyrics to Up Up and Away (And if you get this gag you are too old)
• Extremely Articulate Alien form Galaxy X Claims, "I came to Earth in an X-Type!" Photos Included.