• A Special Treat: Cartoon Corner at Bergen Jaguar
• Your Editor Revealed!
• Power Lunch at Bergen Jaguar
• Behind the Wheel with Jeffco
• Bits and Bobs
• Concept Cars: Fantasy Jags in Car & Driver

Bergen Jaguar's Cartoon Corner:

Power Lunch at Bergen Jaguar

This past August I had the privilege of having lunch with "the boys" (and a few of the girls) out back behind the dealership. We enjoyed some lively camaraderie and despite the gag above, we also thoroughly enjoyed the excellent cuisine of our chef for the day, Billy Springer (above right), assistant manager of the detail department. After much cajoling, wheedling and generally annoying him, Billy finally shared with me a long held family recipe for the delicious steak sauce that I shall not reveal here. (You want it... you ask him yourself. I never reveal a sauce.)

The man appearing in the foreground in the photo on the left is Angelo Renzulli, a salesman extraordinaire who is actually enjoying his sandwich wholeheartedly.

The real question is who is that mysterious man sitting in the background in the left photo? To find out the answer to that burning question you will just have to read the whole newsletter. Go ahead, just grab your monitor roll it up, stick it under your arm and take it into the john with you. That's where you do your best reading, right? That's what I thought.

 

A Room with Some View
And here she is, all grown up with a room all her own. Baby Jag gets a regal setup at Bergen Jaguar. And why not? She deserves it.

But what's this?
Two X-Types in this lavish brand new salon built specially for Madame X... I mean Baby Jag.

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Subsequent to an influx of email messages asking who I am and how I wound up editing this Bergen Jaguar Newsletter, I decided it was time to clue you in as to my identity. Basically, I'm just a regular guy. After obtaining my Ph.D. in nuclear physics with a specialization in quantum chromo dynamics, I decided to do a stint with NASA for a while, passed on a Space Shuttle mission (too claustrophobic) and wound up teaching a post graduate course in Elizabethan literature at Harvard. Finally, after bouncing around the editorial departments of various newspapers and science journals, I decided I needed a real challenge… and here I am. I love the work and the hours are great! The perks are pretty good too. For example, recently I needed a ride home after visiting the dealership for some research and was driven all the way to the bus stop in a brand new Vandan Plas. It just doesn't get any better.

Hey Don't Bust My Ball!

Next Month:

• Bergen Jaguar Newsletter's exciting Swimsuit edition (You Wish!)
• Fun with Jaguars
• Your next road trip: Which kids do you just leave home?
• An exclusive Interview with Nigel Stephington; that lovable rascal in Bergen Jaguar's whacky but effective radio campaign.